death by green monkey
Death by Green Monkey is a short story that takes place before Roger Storm met Harry Bones or laid eyes on the voluptuous assassin, Conchita Palomino.
It’s his debut trip into the wilds of the Okavango Swamps and the first time, though certainly not the last, that he is faced with a horrific death.
THE ROGER STORM BOOKS
KILLING HARRY BONES
Someone is slaughtering big game hunters in Africa. International law enforcement is baffled. Meanwhile, Roger Storm, half-drunk and severely depressed, is drawn into a bizarre and hair-brained scheme to save Africa’s displaced people and dwindling wildlife from a sinister organization buying up vast swathes of land from dictators and warlords for mining and food production.
KILLING BOBBY FATT
The thrilling follow-up to Killing Harry Bones. Pursued by deadly assassins and helped by old friends back from the dead, the hapless Roger Storm finds himself once again thrust into the horrific world of trophy-hunting and animal trafficking in this action thriller that moves from South Africa to Zanzibar to Hong Kong and Laos. Killers get their just desserts and the animals get their revenge.
KILLING VALERIAN ZOLOTOV
On a remote hunting reserve in Namibia, a brilliant Indian geneticist is facing a rather nasty end unless he can find a way for elephants to grow tusks, rhinos bigger horns, and lions thicker manes.Behind this dastardly scheme is the notorious Russian oligarch Valerian Zolotov and members of Bratva, the Russian mafia. But there’s an equally dangerous group determined to save the geneticist and put a permanent stop to these rotters.
Tales of the sica
the tailor of riga
I had absolutely no intention of getting into the family business. As I told my father the night he enlightened me on what my ancestors had been up to for over a thousand years, “Sticking a curved dagger into someone’s liver ain’t quite my cup of tea.” As it turned out, I had no choice…
THE BODYGUARD OF SARAWAK
When the British Secret Service Bureau commissioned my great-uncle Leon to whack a Russian Count aboard the SS Gwalior on its way from Cape Town to Mombasa, he had no idea the size of the maelstrom into which he was about to plunge.
The carpet salesman from Baghdad
What if my highly dubious story of a two-thousand-year-old family of assassins turned out to be true?
Can you blame a chap for wanting to turn his otherwise humdrum family into a bunch of assassins? It turns out you can.
The Correspondent of Petrograd
With the help of his friend Sir Philip Sassoon, Uncle Leon sets himself up as a society columnist in London. But as war looms large in Europe, dinners with the likes of George Bernard Shaw and T.E. Lawrence, and displaying his skills in the boudoirs of high society matrons are put on hold for new and more-perilous assignments from the Secret Service.
THE MERCENARY OF URGA
When a battalion of British soldiers is shanghaied by a diabolical Baltic baron hellbent on conquering Mongolia and backed by an international organization of fascists, Sir Mansfield Smith-Cumming, head of the SIS, sends Uncle Leon, his number-one assassin, to take care of business.
standalone books
the awakening and total transformation of eliot hart
When bumbling worrywart Eliot Hart bumps into naked-yoga instructor Cori-Anne van Cleeve, love is the last thing on their minds. For a start, Cori-Anne has just been targeted for a horrific death by a notorious drug-cartel kingpin.On a mad whim, Eliot books them on a safari to the Southern Africa bush, as far away from the danger as he can imagine. But is the remote safari lodge a safe haven from the kingpin? And can love survive stampeding elephants and bizarre Nazi assassins?
infatuATION: a novel of questionable taste
When Fanny Packer, a voluptuous belly dancer, steals a mysterious codex that looks like the Kama Sutra on steroids from a notorious mafia family in Rome, total chaos ensues. Fortunately for Fanny her secret admirer, Charley Brooks, will do anything to protect her. Unfortunately that includes out-maneuvering the mob’s most horrific hit man, the hirsute dwarf Nano Mortale.